wake up babe, people are about to discover reading. pic.twitter.com/gppodT1O2G
— muddbear (@muddb3ar) October 28, 2026
He read it so we don't have to. Commend him for his sacrifice. https://t.co/63Bo51GJB9
— John Petrie #European (@Petrie_JohnC) October 26, 2026
Was the bird dead? https://t.co/JURhX1bpUN
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 24, 2026
I have an idea for a new TV show. It’s about an English professor that travels through time correcting everyone’s grammar.
— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) October 24, 2026
It’s called, "Dr. Whom".
UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere!
— Simon Harris (@SimonHarrisMBD) October 26, 2026
C&A
Our Price
Little Chef
Happy Eater
Mister Byrite
Debenhams
Berni Inn
Abbey National
BHS… pic.twitter.com/zZU4Pc5zuv
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for someone who has 20+ unread books.
— G. F. Allen (@AuthorGFAllen) October 27, 2026
its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs… https://t.co/iGHKqRPH0s
— lottie ☕️ (@spadobsessive) October 26, 2026
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) October 27, 2026
I'm reading vacuum cleaner reviews on the Argos website and they include a noise rating out of five but nobody knows if five means quiet or loud so the whole thing has descended into chaos.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) November 1, 2026
Reform voters turning off #CelebrityTraitors when they realise £83k of their TV Licence money is going to refugees. pic.twitter.com/gJnvqcojKC
— Vocal Hero (@TheVocalHero) October 30, 2026
Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) October 30, 2026
"what are your halloween plans?" #celebritytraitors pic.twitter.com/PuXS4UWTrc
— ams 🦌 i miss ludbetts (@amsfawn) October 30, 2026
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